chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
mothersgay: hotanimegirl: gif: why was the math book sad? had too many problems fuck you no need to be a calcuhater
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
they-are-all-lies: wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world THE SONG ACTUALLY MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW.OISNCDSIDNCEWKJRNFWEK
ohmyloki: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts
epic-humor: the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating. oh burn
malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and...
sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago
fartgallery: putting on clothes straight out of the dryer
permanently-flawed: land0feuphoria: circasurvivethisday: do-not-follow-me-pleasee: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT reblogging again because perfection Im crying omg HAHAHJAHAHJAHHAJFGEWASYUHEAS OMFG I AM SO DONE HAHAHAHHAHA i...
unsuccessful-metalbenders: roasted-tuspooky: if you had the chance to change your fate… would you? tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP fuck u anons
lzbth: lzbth: stop talking about sex i am twelve
the-yolocaust: themmstarrs: I was a hall monitor in 5th grade. I got this yellow sash thing, and I got to leave class 5 minuets early just to stand in the hall. I thought it was so cool, but really it was as cool as sticking your tong to a frozen poll. the-yolocaust: i have never seen a hall monitor before in my life im pretty sure they dont even exist ok but why did you put your post...
stridork: WHEN YOU POUR SODA AND THE SODA FIZZ RISES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP BUT DOESN’T SPILL OVER
allghosting: sweet-bitsy: this post...
tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with you in bed either yu-gi-ow
tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
petparent: petparent: I can’t masturbate while there are children playing and giggling outside under my window Tumblr
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”