Well fuck. It's Tumblr. What did you expect?

forevercryingbecausemerlin: siriusly-obsessed: tonkadora: aw...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:17:09 -0400

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

theomegalomaniac: i-like-pigeons: thebubblyblonde: mass-destru...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:17:06 -0400

theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

charliebradburyfanwarrior: hannibalscock: foxnewsofficial: what if the bumps around your nipples...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:07:13 -0400

charliebradburyfanwarrior:

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

i-punched-a-werewolf: flyawaymax: wheatleylaboratories: obsess...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:24:10 -0400

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate we are a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:24:03 -0400

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

thedarkchocolatedandy: roughkiss: foxheartx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:23:55 -0400

thedarkchocolatedandy:

roughkiss:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.

HA!

okaysizedbangtheory: shit they are playing hardball now

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:53 -0400

okaysizedbangtheory:

shit they are playing hardball now

the-chubby-nerd: I swear to God this show is fucking gold in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:48 -0400

the-chubby-nerd:

I swear to God this show is fucking gold in every way.

hunter-and-angel: hunter-and-angel: hunter-and-angel: SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND NO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:41 -0400

hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

hunter-and-angel:

SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND

NO AND THEN

AND THEN

HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM

can i marry you seriously

Update: we’re best friends now

jaclcfrost: i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:33 -0400

jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:23 -0400

jannabelle: You can change the direction this train is moving...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:12 -0400

jannabelle:

You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

pleatedjeans: Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:24:50 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics)

raggedytrenchcoats: #Tumblr

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:24:40 -0400

raggedytrenchcoats:

#Tumblr

shavingryansprivates: h4ruko: shavingryansprivates: i fucking hate r*bbits did you just censor...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:18:36 -0400

shavingryansprivates:

h4ruko:

shavingryansprivates:

i fucking hate r*bbits

did you just censor the word r*bbits?

dont swear on my text posts

westbor0baptistchurch: pizza: westbor0baptistchurch: I will never truly understand this website’s...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:18:27 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

pizza:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I will never truly understand this website’s obsession with pizza.

it’s cos im so tasty

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:18:17 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: i-am-holly-fear-my-roar: thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: thedoctor...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:18:06 -0400

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

i-am-holly-fear-my-roar:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life

oh shoe, you so funny

#duckface

ugh her sister is sooo annoying

i luv you shoe xoxoxox

i’m sorry

what fake foot

I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.

I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW

HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

…

yes…

hedgeworth: lessonsforchildren: danielle-grace: stfuconservati...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:17:58 -0400

hedgeworth:

lessonsforchildren:

danielle-grace:

stfuconservatives:

stfusexists:

thedinosaurprince:

fuckingrapeculture:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

brilliant

ALWAYS REBLOG.

Did I blog this? Well, no matter, it’s amazing.

I will always reblog these.

YAS YOU GO PAUL.

AWWWWW! Chuffed to see myself here. :)

I’m sorry but Sexual Consent Voltron is probably the greatest thing ever.

pokemonyewest: My dick has never been so soft

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:17:49 -0400

pokemonyewest:

My dick has never been so soft